Nugget Overlord
draw your conclusions about me based on my posts, as g-d intended

bobcatmoran:

animentality:

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I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

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pigeonguy:

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happy tarantula parade anniversary everybody

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starwalkingpotato:

Ok, here is the OFFICIAL AND ONLY CORRECT GUIDE to starting reading Prachetts Books. Its a multiple step process, so read all steps carefully otherwise you will be wrong and shunned to eternity.

1. Go outside.

2. Trust the universe for once in your life.

3. Find any of these: Library, Thriftstore, secondhand bookshop, a cupboard with free books, your relatives or friends book shelf or storage boxes …

4. Locate the Prachett Book.

5. The universe has now deciced with which book you must start with.

6. Compliment the universe for its wisdom.

7. From there on repeat the steps above.


Edit: Added relatives and/or friends to step 3

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sixthrock:

segamascott:

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titanic Boat perfec t size for put billionaire in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put billiionaire in Titanic Boat. Put Billionaire In Titanic Boat. no problems ever in tittanic boat because good Shape and Support for billionaire neck weak of big billionaire head. Atitanic Boat yes a place for a billionaire put billionaire in titanic boat can trust titanic for giveing good love to billionaire. friend titanic

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clusterbuck:

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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blackpyrefly:

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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lakemojave:

You don’t like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?

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